

Ross: You probably just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother. Ross: You probably never knew this but back in high school I had a major crush on you. : I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my smal.Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck. : And you never knew she was a lesbian.Ross: No! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know? Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian.

Joey: Oh, you wouldn't know a great butt if it came up and bit ya. : I remember when I first came to this city.Ross: (To Rachel) The word you're looking for is "anyway." (To Rachel) So believe me, I know exactly how you feel. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. And I got here, and I didn't know anybody. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison. I understand that characters like Chandler and Phoebe are very funny. Phoebe: I remember when I first came to this city. Here is why Ross is actually the best character on Friends: His Scenes Are The Funniest. Search for: HOME SHOP FATHER’S DAY MOTHER’S DAY. : Why? Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?! BUY NOW: Ross Geller I’m Fine I’m Fine Everything’s Fine Shirt friends and community support is still in abundance when a family is no longer around after 4 months of isolation, debilitated and even more unfit, they will come out and pick up every bug around careless and greedy too.Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than "to get you into bed." Monica: Why? Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?! : What are you talking about? One woman.Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon! There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. Joey: What are you talking about? "One woman." That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Everybody, this is Paul.Ĭhandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. : I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty wel.Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman sobbing at 3 a.m., "I'll never have grandchildren! I'll never have grandchildren!" was what? A wrong number? Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well. (Everyone turns to stare at him) Did I just say that out loud? Ross: (About Carol being a lesbian) She didn't know! How should I know?Ĭhandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
